I guess we aren't that far off from the "klump" family in our household (they are the family in the movie "the nutty professor")
.... Yesterday, at the dinner table, Mary rips one off of her chair...
mom: who did that?
mary: me
mom: what do we say?
mary: scuze me
gabby: mom...i tooted too!
mom: oh really?
gabby: yes, it was a quiet one!
I guess reading about opposites in our book has paid off...we now know the difference between a quiet toot and a loud toot. Just wonderful.